The Wolf Pack

Every guy in his school or college days would have been in a pack of wolves. Now by wolves I mean his friends. Now the question why wolves? Heard of the term “Hungry pack of wolves”?

A pack, let’s say 6 to 7 guys go to a canteen or hotel they order a single dish cause you know finance issues! ;) Now all their brains will have instructions to give

Mr. Brain to nerves: “Assemble the team we are going in for a mission”

Mr. Brain to the Jaws: “Okay Mr. Jaws! Here is the thing, whatever Mr. Hand passes you chew it, grind it quickly and pass it on. Remember don’t chew more than twice. Do you get me?”

Mr. Jaws: “Yes Sir!”

Mr. Brain to Mr. Tongue: “You job is needs to be quick and efficienct Mister! I need you to get the taste of the food as quickly as you can and pass the info to nerves to react!”

Mr. Tongue: “You can count on me Sir!”

Mr. Brain to Mr. Stomach: “Assemble the best of acids you have got, we might be attacked more quickly than we expect, be prepared commander!”

Mr. Brain to Mr. Right-Hand: “Soldier! You make me proud… the courage you show in the battle field is outstanding! I need you out there now, no matter what happens, who ever crosses your way; make sure you pass the food to Mr. Mouth. Soldier, make sure you give them the hell!”

Mr. Right-Hand: “Yes Sir! I’ll die trying sir!”

Mr. Brain to Mr. Left-Hand: “Soldier! If anything goes wrong with Mr. Right-Hand, you rush out there and take his job! Don’t wait for my command!”

Mr. Left-Hand with evil smirk: “Aye Aye Sir!!”

Now the food arrives, if you have eaten in groups you know how the situation will be, the dish will be emptied in seconds. I imagine this is how the brain handles the situation.

Mr. Stomach to Mr. Brain: “Captain! We have code red! The attack is quicker this time, the news from tongue is that the taste is good but he couldn’t tell what is present inside it. We came across the same situation two days back sir! Our hormone guys haven’t found the way to digest them quickly yet! Sir, we are running out of Gastrin and Secretin ammo’s, we need them quickly sir!”

Mr. Brain: “I know what it is… the bloody moron… he is targeting us with JUNK!!”

Mr. Brain to the neurons: “This is direct order from me to Commander Pancreas & Liver; ask them to assemble the best of Gastrin and Secretin and attack immediately!”

Mr. Brain: “Mr. Nerves I need you to help Commander Pancreas and liver by providing your best Acetylcholine on the job!”

Mr. Brain to Mr. Stomach: “I don’t want any of the material to hang around make sure to get a sample of the attack material and push the rest out… we will show them we who we are!”

The battle of digestion is won; losses were severe yet the victory was classy.

Mr. Brain: “Call in the Adrenaline girls, my militia needs to relax!!”

It is not the speed alone but sometimes people are amazed how much we eat. I decided to write this because the following happened few weeks back in Gandhinagar. I was with my friend Mr. Bekar and Mr. Durai (I know I have used a real name but very less people know his real name so I choose this ;) ) We were in a sweet/fast food shop for our dinner. We ordered 3 Chole puri, 3 channa samosa, 2 pav bhajji, 1 mixed chat, 1 dahi chat and some sweets. Our orders came one by one, it was busy and we were having our dinner standing. On the other side of the table were two girls they were sharing a SINGLE chole puri! First we started with 2 chole puri’s, then the next plate came in. After that 3 plate channa samosa came in, they moved their plates a little so that we could occupy the dishes. Next 2 pav bhajji plates came in; we squeezed the plates in the space available. Next the mixed chat came, they both started smiling at our array of dishes they moved their plates again to the edge of the table. Last the Dahi chat came in; now they couldn’t stop sneering and whispering looking at our plates. As usual we didn't give them a damn and started eating.

Few minutes later girl one said to girl two: “Hey I am full…!”

Girl two to girl one: “Yeah! Me too”

The three of us were stunned! They still had a portion of chole puri left! Now we felt weird…!! Are we eating too much? Two of them shared a single chole puri but we were on rampage!! Just then we realized the important thing “Who cares?! We didn't give them a damn!” Read more!